Kids Say the Darnest Things - Part 1

Avery's vocabulary increases daily and she's so fun with the new things she says:

"No Sydney don't lick my bum" - Avery trying to get in the shower. (we are dog watching Sydney for my parents)

Avery - "Oh Mommy, you have and owey? It's ok Mommy I'll get you a new one"
Me -"A new what?"
Avery - "A new diaper"

"I like this" in front of everything. "I like this chocolate", "I like this bed", "I like this car"...

"I can't see my eyes!" when it's dark

Avery -"Mom, I don't like the poopy rhino, I tried it and I don't like it"
Mom-"What? Oh do you mean the pepperoni?"
Avery-"Yeah I don't like it"

Names for food:

Mo-mos = marshmallows
Scary chocolate = Count Chocula cereal
Ban-bans = bandaids